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Tuesday, January 15, 2019

The REAL "woke" way to shave!

So there was a bit of a controversy, more like a blip, regarding razor company gillette and an ad. The ad is more of that "toxic masculinity, men bad, be better!" trash. Surprise surprise, people generally don't like to be preached to by a fucking razor blade company. Just make the shaving shit, alright? Gillette doesn't care about this. They're trying to make money by preaching to HASHTAG WOKE stooges who will eat that shit up without thinking.

"But but but it's a positive message!" you cry, chewing on your favorite snack of lead paint chips while wearing your pants on your head, "What's the harm there?"

Stereotyping men is no better than stereotyping women. If one is bad so is the other one. No one goes to gillette for advice on making a better world. They just wanna shave. Some are applauding their HASHTAG WOKE nonsense and others threatening to boycott and switch to a different brand. For those wanting to ditch gillette, I have a great solution for you. A safety razor.

Ditch your disposables, multi-blade cartridges and listen. Safety razors have been coming back in style due to people realizing just how good they are, and just how much money they can save. I've been using one for a while and I'll never go back. Ever. Here's what you'll need.

A safety razor. These are non-disposable handles that will, if treated properly, last longer you than you do. You'll also want a brush and maybe a stand. Here's an inexpensive set.

Another thing you'll want is some shaving soap, or creme. I personally like the soap and Amazon has a nice selection.

Lastly, some razor blades! Yep, you'll be shaving with actual, real, SHARP razor blades. Not 4 or 5 shitty blades, just one good one at a time. Get yourself a cheap variety pack, shave with them, see which brand you prefer. Get yourself cheap sample pack of blades to try.

Once you've gone through those, or you've tried them all at least once and are sure of you're favorite brand, it's time to buy them in bulk. Here's where the MASSIVE SAVINGS start! Prices are similar between brands but, let's just say you've decided that you like the shave from the Astra Superior Platinum blades. Okay, you can buy 100 of them for about $25. Each one of these razor blades will last you around 5 to 7 shaves. Do the math on that and get back with me. Don't forget to figure out how long they'll last.

Get it yet? Amazing, right? From now on you've only got the cost of those INCREDIBLY CHEAP blades and some shaving soap or creme. It may take a bit to get used to shaving with a safety razor, but once you do, it's incredible. And don't worry about hurting yourself either, they're called "safety razors" for a reason. Newbies may nick themselves but it won't be any worse than regular disposables. This is, in my opinion, the ultimate way to shave. For more information, check out the Geofatboy YouTube channel.

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