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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Sunday, August 20, 2017

News Bit: 8/18/2017 - Sheetcaking

Check out all the News Bit videos along with a lot more on my channel.

Friday, August 11, 2017

News Bit: 8/10/2017 - Inflatable chicken!

The rest of the News Bit series and more over at the YouTube channel.
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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Hey Nintendo! FUCK YO DOCK, NIGGA.

So you have a Nintendo Switch, hate screen protectors but you don't want Nintendo's shit ass dock to make it look like a Batman villain after a few docks and undocks... what do? Here's what you do.

First we're going to need a dock that doesn't so much as touch the shitty delicate screen on the Switch. You'll find such a dock right here. Looks nice, right? Okay, now how do you connect this to the dock? Well, you'll need a USB Type-C extension cable which you can get right here.

Could it really be that easy? Apparently yes. Set your Switch on its' new, non-terrible dock and run the extension cord from the bottom of the system to the connector inside the dock. Your Switch is now "docked" and will function as such. The screen is saved... for now. I don't have my Switch anymore due to an unfortunate accident but maybe you can be spared as similar fate by doing this.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Kickstand Fail - CNET unable to Switch!

This is a parody of CNET's original video that can be seen here in which they attempt to show us issues they've had with the Nintendo Switch propped up on its' kickstand. Apparently CNET are not aware that a kickstand isn't a fucking anchor. It's propped up, guys, you can't smack it around!

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Oh Nintendo...

It seems that when it comes to Nintendo, every time they do something awesome they have to do something almost or equally as stupid. Well, it seems with the Nintendo Switch online functionality, they're pulling a stupid. See, recently Reggie Fils-Aime, president of Nintendo of America, confirmed that all voice chat, online lobbies and online match making for games on Nintendo Switch would be handled exclusively through a smart device app.

Now, it would appear, if you don't own such a device you're basically fucked. And since Nintendo will be charging for their online service later this year, not only will you need to use this app but you'll be paying for the privilege. As someone who doesn't own a smart phone and doesn't even WANT to use a smart device to access basic online gaming functions that other consoles have had built in for years, I'm very annoyed by this.

I've decided to create a petition on change.org asking Nintendo to reconsider making these online features exclusive to a smart device app. You can find it right here. And before you tell me that online petitions don't work, let me remind you that an online petition was the sole reason we got English versions of Xenoblade Chronicles and The Last Story for Wii.

Please sign the petition and share it with as many people as possible. Let Nintendo know that we aren't happy about their decision.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

News Bit 1/5/2017 - Now with a green screen!

News Bit returns for 2017, now with me in place of facerig guy! Like the video? If so, head over to my YouTube channel and subscribe.