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Sunday, January 3, 2016

The Real Fake News: 1/3/2016.

Internet

Feminist and alleged game developer Brianna Wu put out an "open letter to Gamergate" today asking to be left alone. She then went to a GamerGate meet up wearing her "I HATE GAMERGATE" t-shirt and read this letter aloud while punching a Vivian James cosplayer in the face.

Politics

In an interview with Fox News Donald Trump said the N word twice. He's now polling 2 points higher. Bernie Sanders went on CNN to remind everyone that he's still alive.

Opinion

Cats are pretty cool. Cheese is delicious. "Ohio" is a weird name for a state. Who came up with that?

Entertainment

Footage of Quentin Tarantino's funeral leaked today, Quentin Tarantino put out a statement saying "They're fucking TIME TRAVELERS or some shit. I give up. Fuck this"

World

Osama Bin Laden was spotted today, apparently having risen from the dead... wait, no, sorry. I'm being told this is footage from another unreleased Tarantino film.

Technology

Scientists in London today announced that they've figured out how to get the spray cheese back in the can. Their method involves the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) and has been deemed "impractical, dangerous and just plain silly" by experts.

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