And the official bleach of the KKK is...

...Clorox! Who would have guessed? For anyone actually crazy enough to read this blog long term, you may remember that I previously attempted to contact the KKK and ask what bleach they use for their robes. I mean, who else would have the whitest whites but them? Whatever they use would have to be good. They didn't respond before but after contacting them again recently I got a response. Here's the text of the email I sent them.

I'm writing to ask what bleach you use to clean your robes. This is a serious question. Thanks for your time.

And here's their response.

Thank-you for you recent E-mail.I recomend hand washing and very little Clorox bleach

Is that hilarious or what? Now you can tell your friends and family that you know what bleach the KKK recommends. Is your life enriched with that knowledge? I think it is.

As for the Clorox company, I wouldn't be too upset. I mean, if the KKK trusts your product to get rid of dark colors, it's surely the best. I'd call that a win.