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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Console power doesn't matter.

People love to argue about video game consoles. More specifically, they love to argue about which one is more powerful than the others. I watched and nodded, occasionally chiming in when I saw these types of debates for a while until I realized something... it doesn't matter.

When did I realize this? It was some time after putting together my first gaming PC. If you don't have a gaming PC, I'll let you in on a little secret... they're more powerful than consoles. By a whole hell of a lot. Sitting atop my PC gaming master race throne, I watch the console peasants argue about which of their pieces of shit are the nicest smelling. It's very amusing, really.

In all seriousness though, PC will always win for horsepower. It wins in this console generation and it will win in the next one. The real reason you should select one console over another is for the exclusive games and features it has. I'll be getting a Wii U to go with my PC, because Nintendo exclusives are always amazing and the system has very interesting features. Not because the Wii U has more gigatexelflops than the Xbox or Playstation.

Seriously you guys, stop it. You sound stupid.

Monday, November 5, 2012

More annoying internet shit. EXPANDED!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, a combination of Guild Wars 2 and feeling like crap.

EDIT:I decided to add some more.

So, in the spirit of feeling like crap, here's a list of some current internet shit that's annoying me..

  1. Dat *something*, Dem *something*, Dose *something*

  2. I know most people on the internet can't speak proper English, but really? At least try. This isn't trying.

  3. Anything related to Marijuana

  4. It would be nice if the potheads could shut the fuck up about this for at least 2 seconds. I personally don't care if people smoke it, but I'm 100% for keeping it illegal as long as these people continue to be so irritating.

  5. U MAD BRO

  6. Not mad, just disappointed, in humanity. You know the saying "never argue with idiots because they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience?" Yeah, good example.

  7. SAUCE, SAUSE

  8. If you're asking for the SOURCE of something and you ask for SAUCE, I will ignore you. This isn't retardchan and you are an idiot.

  9. OMG REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT!!!!!

  10. I like reddit the website, but I absolutely despise the community. Absolutely the most self obsessed group of people I've ever come across on the internet, by a long shot. It gets very old, very fast.

  11. MOAR

  12. Like SAUCE, if you want more of something, try not to ask like an idiot.

  13. Hipster

  14. Aren't you e-trendy, calling people Hipster. Kill yourself, please, quickly.

  15. U JELLY

  16. That's barely English. I have just the site for you.

  17. I for one welcome our new *blank* overlords

  18. Hasn't this been done to death already? Can we stop, please?

  19. Do a barrel roll

  20. I'm not even sure "dead horse" is appropriate at this point.