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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Things NOT to think about.

There are some things that you really shouldn't spend any significant time pondering, for fear of some sort of brain or liver cancer. Here are a few of those things.

1. What would intelligent Llamas do with a time machine?

2. What would UNINTELLIGENT Llamas do with a time machine?

3. What would an intelligent time machine do with Llamas?

4. If intelligent Llamas had an argument with an intelligent time machine, who would win?

5. If UNINTELLIGENT Llamas had an argument with an UNINTELLIGENT time machine, who would win?

Basically what I'm saying here is, Llama. Seriously, a silent "L"?? Who the hell came up with that?

Bullshit.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

No sequels piss me off.

You know what pisses me off? How certain incredible games will probably never get sequels due to one bit of bullshit or another. Here's a few.


Super Mario RPG

Now, don't get me wrong, the Paper Mario games are really good. I avoided playing them for a while due to being pissed off that we got Paper Mario instead of a real Super Mario RPG 2. That was a mistake which I encourage you not to make. They're good games and you'll probably like them.

That being said, it's still no Super Mario RPG 2. To be a true sequel it would have to be developed by Square|Enix or someone very similar, perhaps Mistwalker Studios. There's been absolutely no hints or indication that this is going to happen and that makes me sad.


Kameo Elements of Power

This was a launch title for the XBOX 360. The events in the game suggest a sequel but it seems very unlikely that we'll get one. Kameo is a fun game with fantastic graphics and amazing music. I don't think it got the credit it deserved, most likely largely due to the "omg it has more than 3 colors it's for children" idiots.

Microsoft bought Rare a while back and seems to be, in my opinion, wasting their talents. Using them to work on the avatar system and Kinect related bullshit. The chance of another Kameo seems remote and that pisses me off.


Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts

Another really fantastic Rare title for XBOX 360. A lot of people were actually disappointed that this wasn't a platformer like the previous Banjo Kazooie games. Personally, I loved the hell out of it. It was creative, original and fun as hell. The online play, until it died due to lack of people, was some of the most fun I had on that console.

Another game that seems like it'll go without a sequel due to Microsoft wasting the talents of Rare. Bullshit.


Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Break the rules = get reported.

I'm both tired of, and puzzled by, people in online games who seem shocked that I would report them for breaking a rule. I'm a believer in strict rule enforcement on the Internet. If you want to have a game or community without rules, that's great. But if the game or community has rules, they should be enforced very strictly or else they won't be taken seriously. That's just the nature of the Internet.

I almost always had a report ticket going in World of Warcraft and things will likely be similar in Guild Wars 2 unless that community is better. If I pay for an online game with certain rules, I want them to be enforced. If you aren't happy following the rules of a community or game, you can simply avoid it. No one is forcing you to be there.

The most common reaction you get from people is something like "omg ur pathetic" or "wtf snitches!!1!!one!!!" when you mention that you report people. I find it funny and, at the same time a great motivation to keep doing it.

So, in closing, if you don't want to follow the rules then fuck off. I will always report you and the more you complain about it, the more I enjoy doing it.