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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Words to live by.

Here are some of my words to live by. If this is really where you're looking for advice on life, you may be in trouble. But either way, here they are.

1. Never talk to the police. Ever.

2. Whatever works.

3. Question everything.

4. No one is a hero simply for doing their job. This includes soldiers, police, firefighters, etc.

5. Cheese makes everything better. No exceptions.

6. Whoever said "Good fences make good neighbors" was a genius.

7. If you ever need a good reason NOT to be an organ donor, remember that Dick Cheney got a new heart.

8. Unenforced rules don't exist. Especially on the internet.

9. It's only illegal if you get caught.

10. Most problems can be solved with explosives.

11. Any problem that can't be solved with explosives, can be solved by using even more explosives.

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