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Thursday, April 5, 2012

The greatest movie ever made. Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.


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Here's my completely legit and totally not made up review of this masterpiece.

I cannot express how much this film has changed my life and the life of my family. Allow me to explain.

A year ago, my cousin was diagnosed with PTSD after coming home from Iraq. He eventually stopped speaking to his friends and family. We tried to get him to come out of his shell, but it was no use. He wouldn't talk, he would hardly eat and was really depressed. After trying everything, I pretty much gave up. I figured he would either come around on his own, or not. There wasn't anything else I could do.

During a visit, I came back into the room and found him on my laptop. He was looking at the trailer for Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. I saw something in his eyes that I hadn't seen in years... joy? Hope? I wasn't sure, but I knew he had to see this movie.

I got a copy of the movie and after watching it about fifteen times all of a sudden he started speaking again. It was amazing. All he could do is talk about how much he loves Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. He called up all of his friends and family and talked with them for hours about it. Since then, he's been eating better and he seems to have found happiness again. He watches this movie every single day. It's done for him what no doctor could ever have done.

I can't thank the good people of Japan enough for Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. It might have saved my cousins life.

10/10

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