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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Things for wondering.

Here's a few things that have been bouncing around in my head recently.

If I were to throw gasoline on someone and then toss a match at them AND THEN insult them... would it still be appropriate for someone to congratulate me on a sick burn? What if it was a REALLY GOOD insult?

Do you think someone in Japan was just about to make shake-n-bake when the earthquake started? Did it turn out awesome?

If someone has two personalities, one having depression and the other bipolar, which one do you treat?

If you marry someone with multiple personalities, is that polygamy?

If you marry a midget who's already married, is it still considered bigamy?

Any ideas?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Words of unwisdom.

Any man who lives by the betes, diabetes.

One in the shaved is worth two in the bush.

A penny saved is still just a penny.

Don't squeeze the Charmin, especially if Charmin is the name of a small child with brittle bones.

The only thing we have to fear is most things depending on the situation.

Confucius say... it should really be "Confucius says" or "Confucius said."


These are just a few words of Unwisdom. Do you have any to share?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Making a more deadly raptor.

So I've just figured out how to make Velociraptors more deadly. Why would I think of such a thing? Why is your face so stupid?

Yeah... I thought so. Let's continue.

So I figure if we were to ever bring back Velociraptors in some way, cloning or some such, there's one sure fire way to make them deadlier.

Teach them religion. Oh yes. Imagine it, an army of Velociraptors with explosives strapped to them ready to die for allah. It's genius.

Who would fuck with that? No one, that's who.

WE'RE BEING OVERRUN BY RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS!

Arabs?

No... VELOCIRAPTORS!

...my god...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Hey Pakistan, blow us.

I mean, all of us. Every single one of us. All. Night. Long.

Why?

I know there's a lot going around about Pakistan possibly knowing that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in his giant fucking mansion with the hulk-sized walls all around it... did they? I don't know. You would think it would be hard to miss, but I'm not talking about that.

What I'm focused on here is, that the Pakistan government is apparently not happy that we violated their sovereignty by sending military forces to get Osama without their permission. Boo hoo. Blow us, all of us, every single one of us. I hereby request that Barack Obama send an official declaration to the government of Pakistan to blow us with a list of the name of every single US citizen.

I'm all for respecting other countries and their borders, but this was Bin fucking Laden. Any sense of decency that anyone has could, in this situation, honestly, go fuck itself.

As far as the story that Osama wasn't armed so we shouldn't have shot him... nah, no thanks. Not hearing that. If it was anyone else I might agree with you, but, again, but this was Osama Bin Laden. Fuck him. If you run into Osama Bin Laden you empty your weapon into him. If he's still twitching, you reload.

The same with Hitler and anyone else of his evil caliber. Just get rid of them, do the world a favor.

One more thing... this was Barack Obama's kill. George Bush does not get credit for this. At all. Period. George Bush had 8 years to kill Osama and couldn't do it. Obama comes in and gets him in about 3.

To celebrate, I created some gear to illustrate that fact.

What are your thoughts about this?