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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Saturday, April 30, 2011

You know what pisses me off? Super hero movies.

Seriously, they do. Why? Well, there's not enough sequals. I know that's a weird complaint to have with movies, but it puzzles me.

You can have comics for any given super hero of group of heroes and have it go on for thousands of goddamn issues, yet when it comes time to make a movie, you get... what... two? Maybe three? Then, they either just stop making them or have some kind of "reboot" and start over. Why?

I say, as long as you can come up with good stories, keep making them. Have a dozen or more. If you can get so many comics written, surely a few more movies wouldn't be such a large hurdle.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Royal Wedding.

Attention Internet, news and world: I don't give two shits about the royal wedding. Really. Honestly.

Now, I rarely watch the traditional news anymore, I get most of it online. But, no matter where I get news, I hear way too much about the wedding. Why does ANYONE outside of England care about this? At all?

The "royals" don't even have any power, they're just figureheads! Who gives a shit? In America, it would be like putting this much focus on a marriage between the Taco Bell dog and another chihuahua.

As for America, let me also say this... I don't give a shit about Donald Trump running for president, either. He's just a loudmouth attention whore. Really. Ignore him. He's the current Sarah Palin of politics. I don't believe he's really going to run and if he does, he doesn't stand a chance.

Bah.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Portal 2 is awesome

Have you played Portal 2 yet? If not, you should probably get on that. I got the PC version on Steam and completed the single player portion on the first day, in almost 9 hours. People who played the first Portal know that it wasn't exactly the longest game in the world, but luckily Portal 2 mostly solves that.

The second Portal will take somewhere between 6 to 8-ish hours for most people, which is actually a good bit longer than the first one. I'm currently replaying the game with the developer commentary on. It's basically the same experience but with little nodes spread around the game you can activate to hear various developers talk about different features and design details of the game. It's really good and worth a second play through for.

Portal 2 also has some new tricks up it's sleeve, such as lasers that can be redirected with special cubes, light bridges that can be redirected with portals, pads that will launch you into the air and more. I especially liked the various types of fluid you can spread on the level, to make you go faster over it, bounce on it or even fluid that turns non-portal surfaces into ones that will accept portals.

I can't really say too much that you probably haven't heard already. The graphics are clean and a small step up from the first Portal, the environments more diverse, the voice acting is abslutely flawless and the writing is superb.

If you haven't played it, you owe it to yourself to give it a shot. And if you haven't played the first Portal... what???

I should also mention that the game has a separate co-op campaign that you and a friend can play together online. I can't say much about it as I haven't tried it yet. But I've heard very good things.

Portal 2 is available on PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 and is also available on Steam.

I'd give the game a solid 5 out of 5. Highly recommended.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Just look at all the fucks they give!


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Gotta make the best of a bad situation, right? I haven't posted lately, sorry about that. I should be posting more soon, including hopefully making more odd/amusing gear for my Zazzle store.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

If you say "just google it" then, fuck you.

I've seen this a lot more lately, on forums and different places. Someone asks a question and is told to just google it. Or that they should have googled it instead of asking.

It's getting kind of annoying, to me anyway. If you're in, say, a computer forum you should be able to ask a computer related question and get an answer from someone that might actually have some expertise in that subject, not told to just google it. If that's the new answer to everything, why have discussions or ask questions at all? Just google everything.

Don't get me wrong, I love google and use it multiple times every day. I just don't think it's appropriate to answer any question about anything with "omg just google it" every single fucking time.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

If I had a reality TV show...

What would you do, if you had one? What kind of antics would you pull?

I, personally, would love to see one do weird, random shit in the general public. Just confusing stuff to watch peoples reactions. Here's a few ideas...

15 people, all dressed as superman, form a conga line. They conga in one Wal-Mart entrance, through the store and out the other. The last one in the line has a boombox to play the appropriate music. No explanation, they just do that and leave.

Find out when a funeral is happening and have a clown car show up and have like 8 clowns get out. Just start juggling and stuff. When people start going "WTF" just have the clowns act confused like they thought this was the address of the party.

Just random crap like that. I think it would be funny... but I'm weird.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

The Sig Heiler!

It's not just any plastic prop designed to keep your arm extended, it's the Sig Heiler!

Amaze your friends, confuse your pets, be one with the sea! You'll be Sig Heiling 'til breakfast with this baby!

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...no? Oh, ok.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

New Zazzle Stuff.

I sometimes make odd/silly stuff and post them on my Zazzle page.

I just posted a new one, Go 27!

Check those out. I've been playing a lot of World of Warcraft lately. Does anyone else here play WoW? Let me know. As a bonus, if you happen to play on Sargeras, Horde side send an in-game mail to Davidgx and mention this site and I'll send the first person who does that 1,000 gold. Why not?