The quickest way to a mans heart is through his chest, with a sharp object.
The secret of life is not dieing and it's really not much of a secret.
Never fear death, only the near-infinite ways you can die.
Follow your heart, because it's outside your body and if it doesn't get put back in you'll die.
Those who live in glass houses should probably buy a lot of curtains. Or maybe just move.
If the horse throws you off, always get back on. After your bring the horse down to your level first.
Never leave till tomorrow what you can have someone else do today.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with turning the ignition key... because who the hell would walk a thousand miles?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything... say EVERYTHING!