So I saw some dark chocolate the other day. I'm not a fan of dark chocolate, but it gave me an idea.
I could improve it! Instead of tasting different, what if it was literally dark? Maybe inside each candy wrapper, there was some text.
You open up a piece of candy and inside it says "For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Used." and you'd be like "That's dark, chocolate."
Genius, right? I can already see the dollar signs.