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Saturday, November 12, 2011

Even more Offensive Knock Knock Jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
You're mother.
But my mother's dead!
...BRAAAAAAAINS...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Propofol.
Propofol who?
Propofol who... killed Michael Jackson!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
God.
God who?
...............

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Exactly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson who?
...BRAAAAAAAINS...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hitler.
Hitler who?
Hitler so hard she saw stars of David.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a knock knock joke. Also, I killed your mother.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Polar bears.
Polar bears who?
Damn, already?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Native Americans.
Native Americans who?
Damn, already?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who.
... AAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry, you said 9/11... that kills me every time.


1 comment:

  1. Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    9/11
    9/11 who?
    You said you'd never forget...

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