Do you think Michael J. Fox is really good at making Shake'n'Bake?
Do you think Waldo would wear camouflage to hunt?
Why has no villain ever tried to use Raid against Spiderman?
Why couldn't Captain Planet ever make Major?
Seriously though, what kind of messed up ranking system is that? It's... a few kids, Captain and then the spirit of the Earth. Really?
She couldn't have made him General Earth or something? Why did it have to be Captain? Is this a fight against polluters for the environment or a football team?
Captain Planet, man, it's bullshit.