Here's a few things that have been bouncing around in my head recently.
If I were to throw gasoline on someone and then toss a match at them AND THEN insult them... would it still be appropriate for someone to congratulate me on a sick burn? What if it was a REALLY GOOD insult?
Do you think someone in Japan was just about to make shake-n-bake when the earthquake started? Did it turn out awesome?
If someone has two personalities, one having depression and the other bipolar, which one do you treat?
If you marry someone with multiple personalities, is that polygamy?
If you marry a midget who's already married, is it still considered bigamy?