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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Making a more deadly raptor.

So I've just figured out how to make Velociraptors more deadly. Why would I think of such a thing? Why is your face so stupid?

Yeah... I thought so. Let's continue.

So I figure if we were to ever bring back Velociraptors in some way, cloning or some such, there's one sure fire way to make them deadlier.

Teach them religion. Oh yes. Imagine it, an army of Velociraptors with explosives strapped to them ready to die for allah. It's genius.

Who would fuck with that? No one, that's who.

WE'RE BEING OVERRUN BY RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS!

Arabs?

No... VELOCIRAPTORS!

...my god...

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