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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Traveling the world.

I went to Germany and took a German Shepherd. It didn't work =/

I went to Israel and after much searching, found a Jewish midget. I placed an oreo cookie on his head, I thought it would be the perfect size. He was not amused.

I asked if they had any Jewish midget investment bankers as I only had small change. They were still not amused.

I went to France and tried to order some freedom fries from a restaurant, they weren't amused either.

I put on a beret and ran around yelling "I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER!" and, you guessed it, not amused.

I went to Japan and asked what's shakin... nah I wouldn't do that. What, you think I'm some kind of asshole?

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