Buying a headset is more complicated than it used to be.

So I break headsets, quite often in fact. I think it's something to do with how I use them but the cord either develops a short or an earcup breaks off. Today I bought a Razer Carcharias Gaming Headset (Black). So far it looks like it'll be a good headset, sounds good, comfortable and all that but I noticed something upon reading the inserts in the box.

"Congratulations - You're now officially part of the Cult of Razer"

Wait... what? You know, that's some shit that they should really have put on the box. At least give you some warning. Now, apparently, because my last headset broke I've ended up in a cult. Fuck. You see, that's how they get you. At least, unlike other cults *cough*christianity*cough* they have the decency to be honest about their cult status.

So, I guess that's that then. I bought the headset. I'm off to don my glowing hat and sacrifice ferrets to the Gypsy prankster gods.

Damnit.