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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Friday, January 21, 2011

Bad jokes

Here's some intentionally bad jokes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other starbucks.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably the same number as any other group of people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. That's a strange name, but come in Mr. Orange.

A naked priest and two dogs walk into a bar and they were thrown out because naked people and dogs aren't allowed in that bar.

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