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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Deconstructing a poem.

So, Mary had a little lamb, right? We all know this. Here's a few things I'm wondering though...

"...everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go."

What if she had gone to a slaughter house? Would the lamb have followed?

"If followed her to school one day, which was against the rules..."

Ok so, what school out there specifically has a "no lambs" rule? I've never seen one. Maybe it's a rule created just for her and her sheep herding antics. This may have not been the first time she brought the lamb. But then...

"...if made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school."

This seems to imply that it WAS The first time, if it caused a reaction like that. So then, why the rule?

These are the things I think about when my fucking computer isn't working. In case you were wondering and hadn't been glancing at my tweets, my motherboard started acting shitty. Wouldn't let me boot into windows. I'll spare you the technical details and just say that it's been replaced and everything fine now.

Monday, December 20, 2010

The difference between Bush and Obama?

Well, this for starters:



Bush would have never put out a video like that. Never forget it.

More videos here.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Do you think?

Do you think that if you swallowed a harmonica, you would sheet music?

Do you think pixies just call "pixie stix" ... stix?

Do you think it would be awesome to take a video of John Madden doing play by plays and have him do a play by play for that video? Because I think it might be.

Do you think that if Gilbert Gottfried inhaled helium... whoa, I just thought of that. I totally want to hear it now.

Do you think that mayonnaise might REALLY be just super-white mustard?

Hmm.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

I am... DOVAHKIIN!



FUCK yes! New Elder Scrolls! Today, my friends, is a good day indeed.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

The terrorists have truly won.

I saw this image recently and thought, have they really won?



I would think so, if this is what we allow them to do to us. I mean, Bin Laden isn't at our airports holding a gun to people making them pose nude for a security inspector, it's us. We're doing it to ourselves because of what happened on 9/11.

We're now so TERRORIZED that we're allowing law abiding citizens, including children, to be photographed naked or molested at our airports for the false sense of security.

Hell, Osama might even be dead right now. Who the hell knows? We sure don't. We were too busy pissing away money and lives in Iraq to give a shit. If he is dead, and there was a hell, he'd be laughing his ass off at us there right now.

Bah.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Must... reach... level 85...

I've been absent for a bit, mostly because of the release of World of Warcraft: Cataclysm. Also playing Donkey Kong Country Returns, No More Heroes 2 and Muramasa: The Demon Blade for Wii.

Might post some comments on these soon.

Until then, let me ask you a serious question I've been pondering over lately.

If I were to write an opera, how many times do you think I could fit the word "baconaise" in it before people started to call bullshit on the whole thing? My sister thinks that number is 3, but I'm not sure.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

New products for 2011.

Launching new products is hard, so I thought I'd get some buzz built up early. Here's a preview:

1. Doesn't Matches

It's like a standard box of matches, but they're all different colors. No two are the same.

2. Wii Wii

It's the next generation version of the Nintendo Wii. They won't return my calls for some reason.

3. Jesus cookies

It's a box of cookies except the box is actually empty. It's about faith... and saving money on making cookies.

4. Pedo meter.

No, not pedometer, pedo meter. It's like a handheld metal detector except you use it to check catholic priests.

5. No-Vaccinations! Barbie.

You get Barbie, her newborn Shirley and an evil Doctor. Oh no, Barbie! Don't let him vaccinate your baby! Those cause AUTISM!

Lift up little Shirley's left arm for a surprise! She fucking dies of polio.

Seriously, you morons, vaccinate your fucking kids.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Republicans: Whiny obstructionist bitches.

Good to see that the grand old crybabies haven't changed.

On Tuesday, President Obama said a bunch of high-minded things about a new era of bipartisan cooperation between Republicans and Democrats. On Wednesday, all 42 Republican senators signed a letter declaring that they would block Congress from any action at all until tax cuts for the wealthy have been safely extended.

via salon.com

So here's what I would suggest. Democrats, don't extend the tax cuts for the wealthy. Instead, let them do nothing. Let them stall everything. go on tv every couple of days or so and let the whole country know what isn't getting done because Republicans insist on the wealthiest Americans keeping their tax cuts.

Will they do it? Probably not. But it's a thought.