Do you think that if you swallowed a harmonica, you would sheet music?
Do you think pixies just call "pixie stix" ... stix?
Do you think it would be awesome to take a video of John Madden doing play by plays and have him do a play by play for that video? Because I think it might be.
Do you think that if Gilbert Gottfried inhaled helium... whoa, I just thought of that. I totally want to hear it now.
Do you think that mayonnaise might REALLY be just super-white mustard?