Some things are weird even if you don't realize it at first.
Santa Claus. He's an old fat man who has incredible magical powers... and uses them to visit all the children in the world in a single night. And he brings them all toys. Think about that for a moment.
His mode of transportation is a flying sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. One of them has a glowing tumor on it's face and he puts THAT ONE in front.
Maybe I just don't have the xmas spirit. Or I'm weird. Probably both.