No, internet, I don't want to sign up with facebook. I don't want to link my account with facebook. I don't want to view YOUR facebook profile.
Seriously, stop it already. What the hell is it with this fucking site? Almost everywhere I go offers to let me log in with my facebook account information. Or I'm browsing reddit and someone submits a link that can only be viewed if you're logged into facebook.
No, I want nothing to do with that idiot zoo. It's basically just myspace 1.5. I have absolutely no interest in associating in any way with facebook. So cut it out already.