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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Suicide bombing as a career.

Has anyone stopped and thought about this: Suicide bombing is the ultimate career! Probably not, but hear me out.

Dedication: Well, I mean, you can't possibly be more dedicated to your job than to be willing to blow yourself up. How can anything else possibly require more? It's the ultimate sign of dedication.

Life-long: Truly, the job of a suicide bomber is a job you'll have for the rest of your life. A career if there ever was one. The last job you'll ever have, or need.

The pay: I'm not sure what the pay is, but because of the nature of the job it really doesn't matter. You'll get 100% of the benefits and retirement that you'll need. Perfect.

And think about this, you can dress casually and you won't even need more than one outfit!

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