Would someone please tell me why there's no glue named "James Bond" ?? Doesn't that sound like, the name of the most badass glue ever?
Picture this: The actor that auditions to play James Bond in a movie shows up to try out. They give him the plot. He says something like "What? I thought this movie was going to be about glue, fuck your secret agent bullshit" and just stormed out. How confused would everyone there be? I think that would be awesome.
Here's something else I want to see. I want to see a hardcore, gangster rapper with a really sissy name. Just to see if he could get away with it.
"Ladies and gentlemen it's M.C. Prissy Pony!" He just comes in, decked the fuck out. Blinged like no one's business. His chains have chains hanging from them. Gold teeth, everything... and a tiara on his head. Just acts like a total badass. How great would that be?
Here's an idea I've had for a long time. I thought that if I ever won the lottery, I'd hire Gilbert Gottfried to do the voice over for an entire episode of Sailor Moon.
Any episode, it probably wouldn't matter. All the characters. All the voices, including the theme song. If you've ever seen this show (I watched a bit and my sister was a huge fan) you'll realize how genius this idea is.