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"Those who go mad are merely thoughtful souls who failed to reach any conclusions." - Bloodborne

Friday, July 30, 2010

Yo momma.

Yo momma is so fat, they used her ass to plug the oil leak in the gulf.

Yo momma is so fat, to solve the problem of rising sea levels they told her to get out of the water.

Yo momma is so ugly, she went to a zoo and thought it was a house of mirrors.

Yo momma is so ugly, she haunts Freddy Krueger's dreams.

Yo momma smells so bad they built a paper mill next to her house to give the neighbors some relief.


Hmm. @_@

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