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Sunday, July 4, 2010

Who would win in a fight?

Two contenders enter, one leaves. Two combatants that sound alike but are very much different.

Who will survive?

Combatant 1: A little boy.



Age: About 8
Weight: About 55lb
Height: About 55 inches
Strength: Very low

A small, for this example, white male child. Probably still pisses his bed. Combat ability is extremely low.




And now for Combatant 2: Little boy.



Weight: 8,900lb
Length: 120 inches
Blast Yield: 13-18 Kilotons

A nuclear weapon. Dropped over Hiroshima killing roughly 66,000 people and injuring another 69,000 or so. Estimated long-term death toll of the explosion and related illnesses is around 200,000.


So who would win in a fight? It would be an epic struggle to be sure.

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1 comment:

  1. That would depend completely on the circumstance, I would thing. This instance is like saying *who would win, a little boy or a gun*. A nuclear bomb is a weapon, not an opponent, and thus would need someone to wield (fire it) or else it would not technically be a fight. Since the bomb is an inanimate object, the boy would win by default.
    On the other hand, if someone was firing the bomb at the boy, or his hometown, or a nearby city, he'd be dust, or be killed by cancer resulting from the radiation.

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