Aids? PFFT. Cancer? Kiss my ass. This is serious business right here, folks.
It has been the ultimate philosophical and scientific mystery for centuries - until now, that is.
Scientists yesterday claimed to have cracked the riddle of whether the chicken or the egg came first.
The answer, they say, is the chicken. Researchers found that the formation of egg shells relies on a protein found only in a chicken's ovaries.
Well what do you know about that? An age-old mystery finally solved.
Next step? Mars.