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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

There's a prize at the bottom, no, really!

Conservatives, in their never-ending attempts to prove that they can go lower than you in the limbo game of life, apparently don't like little girls who give away lemonade.

Ran across an article from the sun times by a conservative. It's funny stuff.

His fiancee smiled and commented, "Isn't that cute. They have the spirit of giving."

That really set me off, as my regular readers can imagine.

"No!" I exclaimed from the back seat. "That's not the spirit of giving. You can only really give when you give something you own. They're giving away their parents' things -- the lemonade, cups, candy. It's not theirs to give."

I pushed the button to roll down the window and stuck my head out to set them straight.

Oh boy... Read the full article here.

Now, what I'm wondering is, how did that stick get up their asses? Some kind of horrific logging accident perhaps?

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