Does anyone else have something that, if it doesn't happen to them, they call that day a success? Just, something you think, when you wake up "If this doesn't happen to me today, I win?"
It would probably vary, depending on the person. Maybe it's being hit by a turd, maybe it's getting into a knife fight with a monkey. Hey, it could happen. Although it's not very likely which, I would think, makes most days good ones for that person.
What's mine? I think it's probably getting a hand cut off in an accident with a manure truck. You know, a truck that carries manure. I've never seen one but I'm always on the lookout. Ever vigilant. Ever watchful. Whenever a large truck comes by I always take a big whiff to see if I smell shit. Now, if I'm in the bathroom when this happens it gets complicated. I have to distinguish where the possible order might be coming from.
Leave a comment and let me know what your "one thing" for the day is.